The answers to the Eurozone's ills, all contained within the ill verses of Euro Neuro by
Eurovision 2012 Montenegrin entry Rambo Amadeus. Yes, I said 'ill'. Yes I said I'm voting.

Let's get this straight – I've never voted for any song in the Eurovision Song Contest in all my years of existence. This year though, is the exception.

Rambo Amadeus has been a cult figure in the music scene of the Western Balkans for more than 20 years. For late-comers like myself, the cult-like admiration starts now. Sorry Engelbert, you've had your day. It's Rambo time.